I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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