Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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