It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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