Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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