I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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