he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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