you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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