so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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