so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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