hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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