At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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