I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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