babies were throwing up all over the place
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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