do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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