They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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