my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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