you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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