I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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