if you like me you must not know who I am
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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