He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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