Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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