Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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