I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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