so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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