I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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