Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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