batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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