And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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