there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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