Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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