Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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