It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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