You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize