I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am midnight drunk by noon
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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