HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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