Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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