Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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