I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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