you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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