i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I am one with the molecules
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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