I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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