I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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