then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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