dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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