Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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