: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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