I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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He better not be in your backpack
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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