The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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