he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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