yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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